Caption Competition #3


Once again, it was difficult to choose a winner from last week’s competition so we’ve another joint win for you this week. Last week we showed you this picture and asked you to come up with a caption for it. We got a lot of entries, mostly involving Marsh’s crotch, but we were never going for highbrow with that picture.

The two winning entries were from John, who posted first with this caption:

“It was considered important that the new tory mp had actually met a black man…”

And from Michael, with this lengthy imaginary conversation between Mike and Marsh:

Marsh: “His batteries don’t really last long enough, although a toaster would have been more reliable, but mono-functionality is sooo last year.”

Mike: “I may go for a Debenham’s list for my wedding gifts.”

Marsh: “Playin’ it safe.”

Mike: “No I just can’t see the need for ‘one of those’.”

Marsh: “I haven’t shown you the ‘executive options’ pack.”

Special mention goes to Adam, Jo and LucasRandall, who all came close to winning.

No crotch-related imagery in this week’s picture, at least we don’t think so. You may prove us wrong. Get your imagination ready.┬áHere’s this week’s picture, from hahastop.com:

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  1. #1 by @LucasRandall on August 9, 2010 - 11:09

    Usually a staunch Tory supporter, Mr Fox finally broke under the pressure of irreconcilable internal conflict between his desire to vote conservative, and his fondness for not being the target of barbaric hunting practices.

    After whacking their rabbit minions, he now waits patiently for his kill-shot to take down the leader of the hunting hounds.

  2. #2 by Michael Gray on August 9, 2010 - 12:33

    “Teddy Salad at work”

    – (Very obscure Monty Python reference)

  3. #3 by Tom W on August 9, 2010 - 14:05

    “Chris Atkins and Johnny Howorth’s next production went slightly beyond the realms of credibility…”

  4. #4 by Colin Parkinson on August 9, 2010 - 22:00

    No longer able to run due to arthritis the old fox uses NHS supplied equipment to once again become a productive member of Society.

  5. #5 by Josh on August 10, 2010 - 02:23

    Move over fellas! You can hide your head in the sand for as long as you like, but the war on woo ain’t gonna win itself!

  6. #6 by Simon Nurse on August 10, 2010 - 10:04

    Finally, conclusive proof about Kennedy, blowing Aaronovitch’s theory out of the water.

  7. #7 by Simon Nurse on August 10, 2010 - 10:05

    See! Darwin was right.

  8. #8 by John on August 10, 2010 - 21:35

    Suddenly the debate about fox hunting made a lot more sense.

  9. #9 by John on August 11, 2010 - 11:19

    The debate still rages about whether a telescopic sight is irreducibly complex.

  10. #10 by James on August 11, 2010 - 16:02

    “Enemy at the Gates” by Beatrix Potter

  11. #11 by Gary Cook on August 11, 2010 - 16:42

    You lookin’ at me?

  12. #12 by brian on August 11, 2010 - 17:40

    He’d been practising for days, and he felt ready. Soon, thought Mr Fox, the Gingerbread Man would be running no more.

  13. #13 by Mark on August 12, 2010 - 12:46

    The publishers waited with trepidation as they unveiled the new cover of Fantastic Mr Fox.

  14. #14 by Adam Lappin on August 12, 2010 - 14:41

    Fantastic Mr Oswald contributes a new hypothesis for evolution: Survival of the jump-out-of-the-way-ist

  15. #15 by Simon Nurse on August 13, 2010 - 16:46

    Fox outlines ‘leaner’ MoD plans

    (Genuine banner headline from BBC News – 13.08.10. Too good to miss!).

  16. #16 by Ben on August 15, 2010 - 07:15

    Who’s the most dangerous game now?

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