Caption Competition #10

Last week and two days ago (sorry we’re late, the dog ate the computer) we showed you this picture and asked you to supply your witty captions. We got several entries, all very good, but in the end we decided to go with this one:

After reporting his results Cambridge realised it should have been more skeptical of hawkings funding request to study exotic liquids in warm atmospheres.

This caption was from Craig Rossborough. Thanks, Craig Rossborough!

To celebrate the recent fossil discovery of a massive species of red penguin from 36 million years ago, we thought we’d have a bit of a penguin themed competition this week. So…

What should be the caption for the picture below?


  1. #1 by Ben on September 30, 2010 - 21:00

    David Icke was nearly right…

  2. #2 by Adam Lappin on September 30, 2010 - 21:18

    What do you mean I’m adopted?!?!

  3. #3 by Niki on September 30, 2010 - 21:20

    Honey, I shrunk the penguins.

  4. #4 by mandydax on September 30, 2010 - 21:37

    “I’m not a penguin, but I have a brain, and I can Google.”

  5. #5 by Craig Rossborough on September 30, 2010 - 22:20

    The Leopard Seal is a crafty hunter, and can often be seen using comouflage to sneak up on unsuspecting prey.

  6. #6 by Pianomarc on October 1, 2010 - 00:28

    As its a nice day, I thought we’d have today’s lesson outside, children….

  7. #7 by TheTrueScotsman on October 1, 2010 - 06:53

    (small penguin in the middle) Right, now tell my brother what you just called me?!

  8. #8 by w_nightshade on October 1, 2010 - 09:11

    In the days before integration, some could mingle in proper society because they were able to ‘pass.’

  9. #9 by malvickers on October 2, 2010 - 04:48

    “The Goodies” giant kitten growth food accidentally used at the zoo.

  10. #10 by Michael Gray on October 3, 2010 - 06:53

    I warned them that would happen when they made Linus Torvalds an honorary zoo-keeper.

  11. #11 by Simon on October 3, 2010 - 13:57

    You can assert he isn’t a penguin, or reject your claim that all penguins are under 5 foot tall, but I won’t let you claim that all true penguins are under 5 foot.

  12. #12 by Lene Taylor on October 7, 2010 - 23:52

    Remember, cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.

  13. #13 by Hayley on October 10, 2010 - 18:04

    Dick Van Dyke just wanted to do the dance again, for old times sake, but his disguise was fooling nobody.

  14. #14 by Sophie on October 11, 2010 - 15:27

    I’m sorry, but is this where we audition for the Linux Mascot Competition?

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