Last week, we showed you this picture and asked you to come up with a caption for it. We had less responses than usual, but still managed to pick out a winner from the pile.
The prize for best caption to last week’s picture goes to Andrew Mills, who provided this:
But that nice homeopath woman told me the treatment would make them go away. Not make them bigger!! Last time I rub water on my crabs…
Homeopathy and STDs. Who’d have thought to combine the two?
This week’s picture involves a slightly more famous human being with another anonymous animal. What should be the caption for the picture below?
#1 by LeickR on September 7, 2010 - 14:47
Human stem cells are sinful, but kitten stem cells are delicious!
#2 by Arthwollipot on September 7, 2010 - 15:09
Obviously the only caption that is appropriate here is:
“Nom nom nom”
#3 by Peter McCormack on September 7, 2010 - 15:31
All you need to know is that God approves.
#4 by Stephen J Henstridge on September 7, 2010 - 15:57
“All I can get is caterwaulling from this harmonica!”
#5 by Richard Palmer on September 7, 2010 - 16:05
Darn, my fun-size lion bar got some fluff on it.
#6 by Shell on September 7, 2010 - 16:07
“Hang on, I’ll get on my direct feline to God”
#7 by Stu on September 7, 2010 - 16:07
(In Texan drawl) “I love cats. They taste like chicken!”
Surely?
#8 by Dean Burnett on September 7, 2010 - 16:08
Forgive the crudity, reflexes kicking in…
“What? Clinton got all the pussy he wanted when he had the job!”
#9 by Rob on September 7, 2010 - 16:08
Okay, I can clean most of my body with my tongue but I really can’t reach the back of my neck. In the end I trained this Bush to do it. He’s good but look at the face he pulls – no respect.
#10 by Liz on September 7, 2010 - 16:19
I’m just doing my bit to help control the pet population, y’all.
#11 by Kimbo Jones on September 7, 2010 - 16:33
I was on my way to win the war in Iraq, but then I saw this delicious kitten. What?
#12 by Dean Burnett on September 7, 2010 - 16:36
George W. Bush’s attempts to endear himself to the Chinese ambassadors backfired hideously.
#13 by w_nightshade on September 7, 2010 - 16:45
‘This is how you pick up a cat safely… Condoleeza, pay attention! You are only wasting your own time…’
#14 by Jooliaj on September 7, 2010 - 17:05
The kitten’s saying: ‘I thought you said you’d eat your hat if a black man became US president.’
#15 by Dean Burnett on September 7, 2010 - 17:08
The last know photo of Pretzel the kitten.
#16 by Sean Ellis on September 7, 2010 - 17:38
George unwittingly mishears the slogan as “have a break, have a kitty kat”.
#17 by Sean Ellis on September 7, 2010 - 17:40
An increasingly desperate Mary Bale organises a diversion.
#18 by RichardJG on September 7, 2010 - 19:16
That should get me the Catlic vote to add to the Morons
#19 by Robert Campbell on September 7, 2010 - 21:16
“And for my next trick I’ll pull Bin Laden out of my arse!”
#20 by Dean Burnett on September 7, 2010 - 21:51
George Bush’s Harmonica lessons were doomed from the beginning.
#21 by Michael Gray on September 8, 2010 - 10:30
News of the World shoots Bush & Pussy
#22 by Simon Wolfendale on September 8, 2010 - 20:15
Kitten of Mass Destruction
#23 by malvickers on September 10, 2010 - 17:10
Lion cub to lioness (mother), “perhaps he’ll put me down if you chomp his buttock”.
#24 by Kimbo Jones on September 13, 2010 - 14:53
These kittens are making me thirsty.
#25 by Stu on September 19, 2010 - 21:19
Some pretty good ones here!
#26 by soink on January 30, 2011 - 21:49
what else could it be….eatin’ puddy.