Last week, we showed you this probably photoshopped picture of the former president of the USA apparently munching on a kitten. Something about this bizarre image must have inspired you, because we got a huge range of responses.
However, all must fail for one to win… and the winner is Jooiliaj, who sent us this caption:
The kitten’s saying: ‘I thought you said you’d eat your hat if a black man became US president.’
Let’s leave talking kittens and hungry presidents now, and move on to this week’s picture.
What should be the caption for the picture below?
#1 by Wayne Povey on September 14, 2010 - 20:21
The Dragons were not impressed by Brenda’s new, utility clothing business.
#2 by Pianomarc on September 14, 2010 - 20:31
The Magpie Clinics “Positive Charging Therapy” wasn’t having the effect she had hoped for, but she hadn’t needed her purse for weeks.
#3 by Beth Kingsley on September 14, 2010 - 20:31
Why risk piercing body parts when you can just stick things on with super glue?
#4 by kar on September 14, 2010 - 20:54
“We tell her she’s a human magnet even though brass isn’t ferromagnetic. None of us has the heart to tell her true power is that of a human junk drawer.”
#5 by nat on September 14, 2010 - 21:07
We all told her never fall asleep at a student party, last time it was eyebrows, this time was the superglue and the contents of Dave’s pockets.
#6 by Rich on September 14, 2010 - 21:18
My Gran’s suicide purse-bomb needed a little more kick.
#7 by mandydax on September 14, 2010 - 21:31
Time to take a shower.
#8 by Kimbo Jones on September 14, 2010 - 22:13
“I thought pica was something else.”
#9 by Tom Williamson on September 14, 2010 - 22:36
CLUEDO GAME RUINED
#10 by Nate Stamness on September 14, 2010 - 22:59
It’s a good thing she didn’t put a spoon on her nose. Now we can take her seriously.
#11 by Jooliaj on September 14, 2010 - 23:28
Woman bids for lucrative Face of Copydex contract
#12 by Jeff on September 14, 2010 - 23:52
Although wearing magnetic items has absolutely no proven effects beyond placebo, SWALLOWING rare Earth magnets does appear to have some deleterious side effects.
#13 by Lucas Randall on September 15, 2010 - 00:27
Brenda’s family didn’t have the heart to point out that her new Junk-Jewelry idea probably wouldn’t take off.
#14 by malvickers on September 15, 2010 - 02:04
Hmmm…. I know I left my keys SOMEWHERE around here.
#15 by Michael Gray on September 15, 2010 - 08:45
I *am* magnetic.
But please tell Randi that I am also allergic to talcum powder.
#16 by w_nightshade on September 15, 2010 - 11:44
“You’ve got something on your…yeah…a bit to the left…no, further…it’s right….just…yeah. Yeah, you got it. *sigh*”
#17 by Kieron on September 15, 2010 - 13:02
Claims that Brenda’s new found abilities are a result of recent solar flare activity were refuted by Magda Lehnsherr who described herself as ‘deeply unimpressed’ with her husbands explanation.
#18 by Jamie on September 15, 2010 - 22:56
Somehow the game of ‘pin the tail on the donkey’ had gone terribly wrong.
#19 by Andy on September 17, 2010 - 10:37
New tattoo parlour boasts “3d tattoos available now”
#20 by Mathew partridge on September 19, 2010 - 19:50
Brenda the UHU handed larcenist realised a bigger haul by employing more body parts in her clammy corpus crime spree
#21 by Jo on September 19, 2010 - 20:26
Maria was convinced her husband would pick up on the hint and buy her a new handbag.