Caption Competition #8

Last week, we showed you this probably photoshopped picture of the former president of the USA apparently munching on a kitten. Something about this bizarre image must have inspired you, because we got a huge range of responses.

However, all must fail for one to win… and the winner is Jooiliaj, who sent us this caption:

The kitten’s saying: ‘I thought you said you’d eat your hat if a black man became US president.’

Let’s leave talking kittens and hungry presidents now, and move on to this week’s picture.

What should be the caption for the picture below?


  1. #1 by Wayne Povey on September 14, 2010 - 20:21

    The Dragons were not impressed by Brenda’s new, utility clothing business.

  2. #2 by Pianomarc on September 14, 2010 - 20:31

    The Magpie Clinics “Positive Charging Therapy” wasn’t having the effect she had hoped for, but she hadn’t needed her purse for weeks.

  3. #3 by Beth Kingsley on September 14, 2010 - 20:31

    Why risk piercing body parts when you can just stick things on with super glue?

  4. #4 by kar on September 14, 2010 - 20:54

    “We tell her she’s a human magnet even though brass isn’t ferromagnetic. None of us has the heart to tell her true power is that of a human junk drawer.”

  5. #5 by nat on September 14, 2010 - 21:07

    We all told her never fall asleep at a student party, last time it was eyebrows, this time was the superglue and the contents of Dave’s pockets.

  6. #6 by Rich on September 14, 2010 - 21:18

    My Gran’s suicide purse-bomb needed a little more kick.

  7. #7 by mandydax on September 14, 2010 - 21:31

    Time to take a shower.

  8. #8 by Kimbo Jones on September 14, 2010 - 22:13

    “I thought pica was something else.”

  9. #9 by Tom Williamson on September 14, 2010 - 22:36


  10. #10 by Nate Stamness on September 14, 2010 - 22:59

    It’s a good thing she didn’t put a spoon on her nose. Now we can take her seriously.

  11. #11 by Jooliaj on September 14, 2010 - 23:28

    Woman bids for lucrative Face of Copydex contract

  12. #12 by Jeff on September 14, 2010 - 23:52

    Although wearing magnetic items has absolutely no proven effects beyond placebo, SWALLOWING rare Earth magnets does appear to have some deleterious side effects.

  13. #13 by Lucas Randall on September 15, 2010 - 00:27

    Brenda’s family didn’t have the heart to point out that her new Junk-Jewelry idea probably wouldn’t take off.

  14. #14 by malvickers on September 15, 2010 - 02:04

    Hmmm…. I know I left my keys SOMEWHERE around here.

  15. #15 by Michael Gray on September 15, 2010 - 08:45

    I *am* magnetic.
    But please tell Randi that I am also allergic to talcum powder.

  16. #16 by w_nightshade on September 15, 2010 - 11:44

    “You’ve got something on your…yeah…a bit to the left…no, further…it’s right….just…yeah. Yeah, you got it. *sigh*”

  17. #17 by Kieron on September 15, 2010 - 13:02

    Claims that Brenda’s new found abilities are a result of recent solar flare activity were refuted by Magda Lehnsherr who described herself as ‘deeply unimpressed’ with her husbands explanation.

  18. #18 by Jamie on September 15, 2010 - 22:56

    Somehow the game of ‘pin the tail on the donkey’ had gone terribly wrong.

  19. #19 by Andy on September 17, 2010 - 10:37

    New tattoo parlour boasts “3d tattoos available now”

  20. #20 by Mathew partridge on September 19, 2010 - 19:50

    Brenda the UHU handed larcenist realised a bigger haul by employing more body parts in her clammy corpus crime spree

  21. #21 by Jo on September 19, 2010 - 20:26

    Maria was convinced her husband would pick up on the hint and buy her a new handbag.

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