Caption Competition #9


We’re in the mood for brevity this week..

Last week, we showed you THIS.

The winning caption was THIS:

CLUEDO GAME RUINED

Congrats to Tom Williamson.

Now that’s all out of the way, we can show you this week’s picture. We did consider showing a funny picture of the Pope just to be topical, but a quick google image search simply reveals lots of Emporer Palpatine look-a-like jokes and baby-kissing – the latter of which would lead to no end of tasteless innuendo on this site. That said, this one‘s quite funny.

In the end, we decided against it. No state visits for the Pope on this site. Stephen Hawking on the other hand… :

What should be the caption for this picture?

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  1. #1 by Craig Rossborough on September 21, 2010 - 21:53

    After reporting his results Cambridge realised it should have been more skeptical of hawkings funding request to study exotic liquids in warm atmospheres.

  2. #2 by Nate Stamness on September 21, 2010 - 22:00

    King Atrophy and his alabaster princesses show the world that science can be exactly like a rap video, via Hawking’s ‘Gangsta Hypothesis’.

  3. #3 by Jo on September 21, 2010 - 22:35

    Look, Hugh – brains AND beauty!

  4. #4 by Michael Gray on September 22, 2010 - 03:05

    Pope gets Hot Nuns to tease Atheist.
    News at 11.

  5. #5 by Adam Lappin on September 22, 2010 - 14:34

    Mr Hawkins, can I hold your cock…… tail?

    Apologies if that joke crossed a line!

  6. #6 by Gittins on September 22, 2010 - 15:14

    “Hey ladies, I came round to fix your large hadron collider”

    ♪ bow-chicka-wow-wow ♫

  7. #7 by Mathew Partridge on September 22, 2010 - 22:00

    Gittins :
    “Hey ladies, I came round to fix your large hadron collider”
    ♪ bow-chicka-wow-wow ♫

    Hardon collider?

  8. #8 by John on September 23, 2010 - 11:12

    The carers thought the new uniforms may have trouble preventing cross infection…

  9. #9 by SkeptKeith on September 23, 2010 - 12:37

    Is that the Higgs Boson in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see us?

  10. #10 by paul on September 23, 2010 - 13:53

    Mr. hawking has given up pondering heavenly bodies… probe soon to be launched

  11. #11 by malvickers on September 23, 2010 - 16:00

    Stuff the caption competition, I’m off to study physics and cosmology.

  12. #12 by Kay zum Felde on September 27, 2010 - 15:05

    Cheers, the universe will not end in 3,3 billion years.

  13. #13 by Paul Smout on September 27, 2010 - 15:21

    “So ladies, would you like me to explain the Big Bang theory?”

  14. #14 by Bill on September 30, 2010 - 20:04

    Universe to end in heat death, but for one lucky physicist a happy ending…

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