Caption Competition #14


Last week we showed you this picture of a man apparently being attacked by a cherub. You should never trust those things. Three words: Valentine’s Day Massacre…

As always, we got some great responses. There are two winners this week. One is this one, from the always reliably funny Karl Mamer:

For the last time, we don’t tuck in our t-shirts in geek heaven!

And the other is this one from Nick T, a special gift for the die-hard Doctor Who fans among you:

Damn Dr Who fans, why won’t you just blink?

So well done to Karl and Nick!

This week’s picture is in honour of the recent TAM held in London. It’s from last year’s event, but that’s okay because humour does not recognise the boundaries of time. Or something.

Anyway, here goes. What should be the caption for the picture below?

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  1. #1 by Tom Williamson (The Skeptic Canary) on October 26, 2010 - 10:47

    The contestant with the guitar had a clear advantage in the Michael Stipe lookalike competition.

  2. #2 by Woolly Sammoth on October 26, 2010 - 11:38

    The contestant with male pattern baldness had a clear advantage in the Micheal Stipe lookalike competition.

    The contestant with male pattern baldness had a clear advantage in the Sir Patrick Stewart lookalike competition.

    The contestant with male pattern baldness had a clear advantage in the Telly Savalas lookalike competition.

    The contestant with male pattern baldness had a clear advantage in the Elmur Fudd competition.

    The contestant with male pattern baldness had a clear advantage in the Contestant-With-The-Most-Male-Pattern-Baldness-Based-Baldness competition.

  3. #3 by martin on October 26, 2010 - 12:54

    Musician sues police, claims ID parade was unfair.

  4. #4 by Lucas Randall on October 26, 2010 - 14:31

    Unperturbed by his ever-present, yet creepy fan club, Geo pushed on, intent on finishing his set before Wiseman got his pants off, and Plait thought of another way the universe could kill us.

  5. #5 by Chris Dennett on October 26, 2010 - 15:16

    Harry Hill plays his new song to a rapturous reception.

  6. #6 by malvickers on October 26, 2010 - 15:18

    ZZ Top, shaved. (well, have you ever seen them in the same room?)

  7. #7 by Podblack on October 26, 2010 - 15:41

    Phil Plait reportedly regretted his suggestion that there be intermission entertainment: George Hrab prepares to sing Rocky Horror’s ‘Time Warp’, as Richard Wiseman demonstrates to the crowd the moves for the chorus.

  8. #8 by terry the censor on October 26, 2010 - 22:26

    Let’s see…a list of logical fallacies set to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” Maybe we should skip that one…

  9. #9 by terry the censor on October 26, 2010 - 22:31

    I will now perform the tone poem from my doctoral dissertation defence, with chorus.

  10. #10 by donalfall on October 27, 2010 - 01:31

    Skepticism makes you bald. We have proof!

  11. #11 by David Hogan on October 27, 2010 - 06:05

    Despite claims to the contrary, Richard Wiseman will go to any length to take part in a Three Wisemen sketch.

  12. #12 by WTF on October 28, 2010 - 13:30

    Who recommended ‘The Giant Book of Fantastic Facts’? There is no such thing as a Zed flat diminished 7th augmented 4th…..

  13. #13 by WTF on October 28, 2010 - 13:32

    Three wise men?

    Where’s the virgin then?

  14. #14 by Heather Van De Sande on October 28, 2010 - 20:55

    Music was provided by the Curly Howard Tribute band.

  15. #15 by Jon D on November 5, 2010 - 03:12

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt – too sexy for my shirt – so sexy it huuurts!”

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