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2010 is almost upon us, and it’s around about this time of the year that people start doing niche retrospectives of the year. Top 10 twitterers of 2009. 15 of the best political balls-ups of the year. 2009 in animal dentistry: a retrospective. That kind of thing. Well, I never claimed to be particularly original, just as The Sun hasn’t ever claimed to be conduct truthful reporting of the story. With this in mind, and the end of the year fast approaching, I give you your-super-soaraway-whopping-Sun’s ‘Amazing UFO pics of 2009‘.
As anyone who keeps their eyes to the skies – or, more likely, to the news and the skeptical blogosphere – might imagine, this bumper UFO-tastic article follows on not only from the recent strange spirals over Norway (which turned out to be a stray Russian missile, rather than a stray alien emissary) but also from the news that the Ministry of Defense has latterly closed the UFO-hotline. I know recent Righteous Indignation guest Nick Pope was particularly interested in that latter story, which you can hear over on the RI Podcast site. Feel free to have a listen, I’ll wait if you like.
Actually, that’s a lie – I won’t wait at all: if the MoD have decreed alien sightings too unimportant to report to them, I best crack on through the story before the MoD’s lack of interest inevitably trickles down to your alien-believer on the street, and the whole UFO story goes cold. That’s how it works, right? Read the rest of this entry »
So the Lake District is the latest area of England to be visited by UFOs. Following on from the ones spotted in Shropshire, Cambridgeshire, London and… erm, well… Merseyside. Yes, Merseyside. That sound you can hear is us, dropping the ball on that one. Aliens in our back gardens, and there we were out ‘mobbing’ local ‘psychics’. Boy were our faces red.
But as it happens, the Merseyside UFOs weren’t aliens, after all. I’ll let you have a moment to stop reeling from that shock revelation. Done? Good. They were countermeasure flares deployed in a navy training routine. Even the woo-tastic Telegraph is happy to go with this explanation, so it must really hold water – give those guys half an inch of wiggle room and it seems they’re the first ones to don their tin-foil hats and hum the theme tune to the X-Files. And the BBC are not much better – ‘Do-Dee-Derr-Derrr…Do-Dee-Do-Derr-Derr-Derr…‘ As it happens, I was half-way through an ‘it’s probably something straightforward’ type post when it emerged that it was, in fact, something straightforward. ‘Oh,’ thought I, ‘that’s that then. No need to write on UFOs, it’ll be ages before another one of those comes up.’ But UFOs, like buses and clichés, rarely come along one at a time… Read the rest of this entry »