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It’s a situation I’m sure most of us have been in. You book into a hotel (or order at a cafe, or similar venture) and get into a conversation with the manager, only to discover, to your horror, that they are most certainly not somebody you want to be talking to, but you’re trapped, with no hope of escape.
Perhaps they’ve spent the last hour (while you were waiting for your coffee) talking about how their business found its way into their hands only after a string of rich uncles and sneaky cousins
Perhaps they have a knife that they’ve been flicking open and closed, while hinting mysteriously at a past jail sentence.
Or perhaps they’re the worst, most widely-feared of this type of stranger. The religious-minded with a hankering to proselytise.
In this type of situation, I’m usually far too awkward to do anything but nod along meekly, or disagree politely, while my brain is racing through escape techniques (do I try and out-bore them? Claim I have a contagious disease? Set fire to my chair, and in the resulting confusion, run?).